The Gotham University of the Arts is the United States' most presigous public college. Our goal is to shape our fine young people into the lovely adults they could be-for a price, of course. With every step they take, our students will find themselves that much closer to their highest of aspirations. With a magnificent staff and the largest security force in the Nation, it is our goal to keep our students as safe as possible. We invite you to ignore the recent spree of murders on campus...since then we have only increased the number of heavily armed soldiers monitoring the halls, guarding the doors at night. Whether you're a native Gothamite or a visitor from nearby Happy Harbor, there's only one more thing to say, welcome to Gotham University!