Elias Alburn
"Lets see...eny meny miny mo...okay, kill you..."- Elias
The Most Wanted Man in Florida
Lt. of The Ending Laugh
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Gender Male
Status Alive, Crazy, 15
Powers Telepathy
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Eye Color Blue
Hair Color Blonde
Group The Ending Laugh
Location Traveling


Elias Jackson Alburn was born in Miami, Florida fifteen years ago. Unfortunately, he was born with a horrible brain tumor. His parents, the very wealthy Dr. and Mrs. Alburn, payed for the best scientists and doctors in Florida to remove the tumor. The doctors succeeded in removing the tumor, and even injected a serum in his brain that enhanced his brain cells, plus remarkably gave him Telepathy. The problem was, his brain rejected the serum and drove him crazy. When he was seven his parents would not let him go to Disney World, so he killed them. He used his telepathy to make the solid gold butchers knives go through his parents heads, and stole their money. He used the money to buy guns from the black market. It was two years ago that Elias found the Jester at The Ending Laugh, and quickly joined. At the end of the next year, he became Lt. of The Ending Laugh. He has worked there since.


Elias is a sadistic, maniacal, insane being of pure evil. The only one he shows any respect to is his boss, and he treats everyone else like trash, especially heroes.